Long ago and far away.
One day, a long time ago, I found myself uncharacteristically eating in a Burger King. They were having a special on a steak sandwich.
Me: (having reached the head of the line) I’ll have the steak. Medium.
Young waitress: We only have one size.
Speaking as a novelist, what is the next line?
- Is it XXL?
- Does it fit a size 9 shoe?
- What color is it?
- Can it be taken in if it doesn’t fit?
What is her next line?
(c) Fredric Neuman