Remarks That Have Haunted Me: #308

by | Sep 13, 2013 | Humor, Weight control

Long ago and far away.

One day, a long time ago, I found myself uncharacteristically eating in a Burger King. They were having a special on a steak sandwich.

Me: (having reached the head of the line) I’ll have the steak.   Medium.

Young waitress: We only have one size.

Speaking as a novelist, what is the next line?

  1.  Is it XXL?
  2.  Does it fit a size 9 shoe?
  3.  What color is it?
  4.  Can it be taken in if it doesn’t fit?

What is her next line?

(c) Fredric Neuman