The benefits of being really old
I ran into an old friend of mine who was commenting—complaining really—about all those lost years. I told him I had discovered an advantage in getting older. When I was 70 or 75, I used to look in the mirror and see an old man; but now that I’m still older, I can’t see very well. He didn’t laugh, I think because he can’t hear very well. (c) F. Neuman